what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Homework.

Chuck Norris

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Pavel Novak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Women's Rights

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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