Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Penis!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

NEVER

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

My Girlfriend

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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