Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Vagina-Boob

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Anti Joke

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