Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Steve Jobs.

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Compton

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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