- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Hitler was Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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