There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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penis that is all

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Steve Jobs.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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