Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Knock knock. Come in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

This is not a good joke.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

I'm gay.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Will you marry me?

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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