- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

baby seal walks into a bar

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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