- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Knock knock No one was home

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Asians

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Small titties.

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