How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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suck my dick.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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World Peace

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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