12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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potatoes

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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