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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Grapefruit.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

brett is a dick

What is an anti-joke? This is.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Penis

Poop

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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