What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Pickles

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Penis in a box.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Your mom

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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