What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Whats9+10 19

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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im black

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Justin Bieber

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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