- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Penis.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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