If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Pavel Novak

Chuck Norris

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What is worse than hell?

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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