Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What's up? The sky.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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