- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Mitt Romney for president.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

women's rights.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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