Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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You know George Washington? He died.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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