- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Grapefruit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Obama-Care

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Hello I'm a fat kid

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