"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Women's rights

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Banana(s)

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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