Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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