- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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