- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Bin Laden is dead.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

i hate you.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Women's sports.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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