Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Women's rights.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Knock knock Come in!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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