Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Bumsniffer

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Women's sports.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

i hate you.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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