What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Windows Vista

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8=D

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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