What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What do you call Obama? - the president

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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