ROSS G IS OBESE

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Chuck Norris died.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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what time is it rape time

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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