Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Tim's gay.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

penis that is all

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Women's rights.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

My mom just died....

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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