Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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like facebook.com/john maon

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Hello

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