What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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