- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Hummer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Hitler is my role model

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

"Hello." "Hi."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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