Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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