- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

French people

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

tim rafter died no one cared

What flys? A fly

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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