why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Knock knock. Come in.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Water, please.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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