crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Women's rights

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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