- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

your mother is so lesbian

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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