a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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HTML

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Icecream

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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