There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Mitt Romney for president.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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