- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

NEVER

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

the your face joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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