Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

AVI IS A FAG

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

My mom.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

ollie is a fag so are you

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

You know George Washington? He died.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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