What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

like my drawing of a white person?

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What's 5+7? Piccillo

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Women's rights

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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