Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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