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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

666 im christian

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Patrick is gay

im black

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Go away.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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