- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Penis in a box.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Your Mom

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Communism

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

An asian walks out of math class

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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