- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

I love Ciara!

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

A Mexican walks into a club.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Adam Sandler.

come along children

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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