Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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A black goes to college

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What did you say? I don't know.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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