- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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