A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

i hate you.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Teen pregnancy

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

I've got the moobs like jagger.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Tim's gay.

im black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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