- Anti Joke

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Avery has crabs.

Google Doodles

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

NEVER

American Idol

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Anti Joke

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