How Long is a Chinese man.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

9:11 make a wish

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

sweaty black guy

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

WNBA

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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