Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Dozer has a soul

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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noodles

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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No

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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i heart wiener

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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