Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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KEVIN HART

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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