Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Thumbs this up

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What flys? A fly

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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My mom's dead

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Anti Joke

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