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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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