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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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minorities.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Women

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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