What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Someone told me about this website.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Penis jokes.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Like this joke

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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women's rights.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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