- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Patrick is gay

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Anne Frank.

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