- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

My butt!!!!

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

A jew went to Germany.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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