- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What flys? A fly

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Sarah Palin is President

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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