You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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