what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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