- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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