What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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