Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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