There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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penis

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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YOU IS DUM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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