How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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69

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Penis

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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