What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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throbbing slobber

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Womens' rights.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Anti Joke

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