- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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