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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What is brown and sticky?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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