Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Adam Sandler.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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knock knock your gay

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memes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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