This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Sex. That is all.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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