Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Sex. That is all.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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The horse said "nay."

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