- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Chuck Norris

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Knock knock No one was home

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??