- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Yeah, totally.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

who smells? •Liam

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

AVI IS A FAG

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Hitler was Jewish.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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