Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Black people are clen.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Ass

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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sarah taylor

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Anti Joke

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