- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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