What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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