- Anti Joke

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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