yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Chayton

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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