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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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