Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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