Hello

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Small titties.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Boobs are nasty!

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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