- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Penis in a box.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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