What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Your doorbell is broken.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Bumsniffer

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Chuck norris survived rapture.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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