Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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lol

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Hummer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What is 2+2? 4!

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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