- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Knock Knock It's Open!

planking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

women's rights

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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