- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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