Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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2

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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