- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Women's rights.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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