What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

the guy below me is gay

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

what is stupid and reading this you

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