Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

My sister has to take a dump

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Paul Dylan King!

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Women

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Nah

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

What is brown and sticky?

like my drawing of a white person?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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