- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Homework.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

My mom.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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