A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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The Economy

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Obama-Care

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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